Dickie and Zoe were sitting on the sofa contemplating their existence, when suddenly a loud BANG! came from the kitchen! They ran to go see what it was... The ceiling had fallen down, and out from it came a perfumed black smoke, which curled eerily towards them... ....the bright lights overwhelmed them, and they gazed in awe... ...they could not move a muscle, for what they could see was horrifically stunning... it was an out of this world beauty... two INTERGALACTIC GENDER-BENDER ALIENS! They told them how they had come to Earth from a distant galaxy, on: Planet Bowie. It is 30578293300 light years away! (They live in the year 4058) They had travelled many years on a anthropological mission to see what the freak one gendered species of Earth humans were like. The Intergalactic gender bender aliens told Dickie & Zoe of their beautiful Planet Bowie and begged them to come and visit to discover the wonders! Dickie and Zoe declared that they would not quest alone! COME fellow Earth women and men, let us go and party with the intergalactic gender benders! MISSION: To dance the night away on Planet Bowie, beneath the stars and many moons...

Sink the Pink 'Bad Taste' Ball

Chinese Opera Mask for Chinese New Year